Mr. Dooley on High Finance

“‘Well,’ says I, ‘Cassidy,’ I says, ‘ye’ve been up again what th’ pa-apers call hawt finance,’ I says. ‘What th’ divvle’s that?’ says he. ‘Well,’ says I, ‘it ain’t burglary, an’ it ain’t obtainin’ money be false pretinses, an’ it ain’t manslaughter,’ I says. ‘It’s what ye might call a judicious seliction fr’m th’ best features iv thim ar-rts,’ I says.” (Mr. Dooley’s Philosophy)